Adaptation A - ABC's

I decided to do another list of ABC's to have some extra options to choose from, on this newer list I decided to instead of gradually becoming bitter, it would start straight away. I see the overall tone being quite funny and having an upbeat cheerful voice actor reading them out, while the infographic plays out the events.

For comparison here is the old list of ABC's:

Any feedback would be extremely useful as I would like to sort out the voice actor asap.